テラーノベルの小説コンテスト第4回テノコン 2025年1月10日〜3月31日まで

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第72話 - English version

2022年07月22日

#唐澤貴洋

#羞恥プレイ

#デリュケー

#仮面ライダービルド

#プリキュア

#ドラマ

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It’s a farewell party for my colleagues, tomorrow in Kyushu. To get to Kyushu, I got on a ‘cheaper’ intercity bus, ’cause I don’t want to waste my damn coins.

Of course, it’s my money! No more I’ll rely on neither that Sakamoto Lawfirm, nor my father Hiroshi.

It was my first time to use the intercity bus. But… my god. I couldn’t find where I supposed to get on the bus for a while! Where is it? ’Cause I got on the bus too late, everyone in this bus got so angry. Look these dudes staring at me! It made me remind the darkest memory in my middle school. ‘You losers. I AM the LAWYER, you know! I’m not the loser anymore!’ …Well, I be cool. I should be cool.

The cheaper, the better? I did think so, but that was not true! This cheap intercity bus with 4-row seats, is too narrow! I felt too uncomfortable on my damn hip!

Well, I tried taking some nap, but I couldn’t. Why? ’Cause there was a nice young lady, sitting just next to me. She next to me, makes me so anxious.

I not able to take a nap well. Whatever… I couldn’t help but just have some burger ’cause I felt hungry at that moment.

Mmmmm, this MEGA Mac burger is so delicious! What? Noisy? Never mind.

And this french potato, it’s also good, but a little salty. I felt thirsty, so I just quickly had that L-sized coke.

Did I felt satisfied? Nope. I want more! Once the bus stopped by at Ebina service area, I was busy eating this an that and many delicious things.

Ah, I feel so satisfied! I got on this bus again. Once this bus continued to head to Kyushu, Everythings seemed perfect.

Then…. things suddenly went wrong! Holy SHIT. SHIT!!!! “Noooooooooo!!!!! Shit!!!!!! Shit!!!!!! Shit!!!!!!!!” (PooPooPooPooPooSplashSplashSplash!!! PeeeeeePeePeePee!!! PooPooBoomBoomBoomBoom Ka-Boom Ka-Boooooom!!!!!!!!)

My god. In this narrow bus heading to Fukuoka, this, this 34-year-old gentleman, nope, Shitty FATASS epically screams and shits, pees on his pants!! How horrible!