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Tichi kun
bro I am so mentally ill. Maybe America will have some decent mental health care
Narrator Guy
He moved to america (worst mistake of his life LOL)
Tichi kun
I'm going to sign up for BetterHelp ™ (not sponsored) and get some therapy. I am radiating mental illness
Narrator Guy
He gets on a call with his new therapist, Mr. Linus
Mr Linus
Hi there. How are you today
Tichi kun
げんきです。
Mr Linus
speak English bro!!
Tichi kun
I don't speak English babygirl
Mr Linus
Alright let me pull up Google Translate dude
Tichi kun
The voices in my head are getting louder.
Mr Linus
wear earplugs
Tichi kun
thanks for the idea, Mr. Linus
Narrator Guy
The next day, Tichi-kun went to the store to buy milk.
Tichi kun
Do you know where za milk isu?
Stupid American
At aisle 9 sir
Tichi kun
oh no I can't hear them. I have earplugs
Tichi kun
*takes out earplugs* ごめんね、 can you repeat that?
Stupid American
NO!! *Throws a box of bread at him*
Tichi kun
*cries* WHY IS EVERYONE SO MEAN TO ME 💔💔😭
Stupid American
CAUSE YOU'RE A BLUE CAT DUMMY!!
Narrator Guy
Tichi ran out of the store without milk. He went to the beach to cry alone.
Tichi kun
To stop hearing the voices, I can't hear anyone else. I got bread thrown at me. ぼく死にたい。this is so sad. America is bad
Narrator Guy
He went home and cried. watching Hikakin TV made him stop crying. End of this joke story #chinchin
Tichi kun
man i love my show
Narrator Guy
*knocking at the door*
Tichi kun
bro whos that
saul goodman
hello its me saul goodman
Tichi kun
OMG ITS SAUL GOODMAN!!!! I LOVE BREAKING BAD!!!
saul goodman
always nice to meet a fan ;)
but there a serious matter at hand teach kun!
but there a serious matter at hand teach kun!
Tichi kun
whats that?
saul goodman
you need to teach me how to hit the griddy!!!? youre my only hope!!!
Tichi kun
alright! (i cant fail saul goodman... hes my idol!)
saul goodman
thank you so much teach-kun! lets go to my big ass house instead of this white void!
Narrator Guy
teach-kun and saul goodman leave the void and go to saul goodmans big ass house
here teach-kun will teach saul how ro hit the griddy
here teach-kun will teach saul how ro hit the griddy
Tichi kun
first you wanna...
Narrator Guy
*time passes*
saul goodman
im i doing this right so far?
Tichi kun
yes! good job saul!! youre fantastic 😍😍
Narrator Guy
*time passes*
saul goodman
AHH HOLY FUCKING SHIT I THINK I BROKE SOMETHING ‼️‼️
Tichi kun
YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO HIT IT THAT HARD OH MY GOODNESS
saul goodman
AHHHH CALL AN AMBULANCE!!!!!!!
Narrator Guy
teach kun called the ambulance as soon as he could, but because saul goodmans house was so big, by the time paramedics got to him he was already dead.
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